Can they just crawl in a hole and dissappear for a while?? And no, I don't use spel chec either!
Posted By: Sccowgirl30 - Friday, October 10th 2008 @ 12:34pm
Haters vs Trash
I've always thought most peeps in the Carolinas have very little or no taste at all. Boiled meat and overly salted potatos....ewwww to the tenth degree. And your trash says it very loud there has been no change.
Why pick on some Dancing with The Stars girl who's put on a few lb's fat boy? If that young woman wants to have some cocktails and go to Denny's in the wee hours of the morning, who cares?
The VMA's have been a real bore the past couple of years and Russell Brand made it interesting again. I like him. He's quick, clever, and truly outrageous. Very genuine and unique. The world needs more peeps like him. Seems most peeps are becoming more and more like everyone else...ewwww boring ya know like boiled meat and mashed potatos.
Helen Mirren is HOT, there are girls who are in their twenties who wish they had a body like hers.
Ohhh, Entourage is still a HOT show. Just because it's not to you doesn't mean it's not to others. JEALOUS MUCH?
Posted By: closeit4me - Friday, October 10th 2008 @ 12:33pm
HAHAHAHA
I don't care how many times that picture of The White Oprah is shown in Nash Trash or anywhere else, it will always make me tee tee in my pants a little!
Posted By: sigmachick - Tuesday, October 7th 2008 @ 2:44pm
Question
I read on Varsity Fanclub's myspace that they were going to be at WNOK on October 10. I was wondering if there was going to be a performance or if it was just an in studio appearance.
Posted By: Katherine - Tuesday, October 7th 2008 @ 1:11pm
NASH TRASH~
I was reading your post most everyday, Love your story's and your trashing others -
When I was told you were off the wnok I liked to had cried. I was so unhappy, Never came back to the site again. Other day husband came home and said he had heard you were or are back on WNOK. So I signed on lol Could disbelieve I was Like "Oh Hell Yeah" Happy little girl as I can be. Tell them people at Wnok If it wasn't for your Nash Trash I personally wouldn't even log into the site. Your Posting is the ONLY reason i sign on.. Keep up the Great Work of Trashing and I'll Keep on Reading ~~
Hugs to ya !
P.s I'm Not originally from here. But Even if I move I'll Still Sign on to your Nash Trash ~ Great Trash !!
Posted By: FireLissa - Tuesday, October 7th 2008 @ 4:56am
Oprah's Mom
Yes that store extended her too much credit, and it looks like colonel sanders did too!
Posted By: anonymous - Thursday, October 2nd 2008 @ 9:57am
Politics
I took that who would you realy vote for test and when I was going through the issues I just made a choice on #1 or #2 which ever was not spending even more of our tax payers money, which is already being spent before we can pay it, to make things better!!! Do we not understand that spending more is going to raise our taxes that we have to pay!!!!! Just so you know I am suppose to be voting for McCain acording to the test. I AGREE 100%.
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, September 30th 2008 @ 11:20pm
Costner
Those photos of Costner are classic! I have always thought he was a pompous donkey. Glad to see I'm not the only one.
Posted By: Marissa - Tuesday, September 30th 2008 @ 2:12pm
Ryan O'Neals kid
looks like the love child of Clay Aiken & Randy Travis!
Posted By: Jeff - Monday, September 29th 2008 @ 9:59am
Winehouse
I like that Amy went to in a $1400 per person ball in leopard shorts and wifebeater!
Posted By: Katrina - Monday, September 29th 2008 @ 9:57am
Michael Lohan
That photo of him in a manger with a plastic doll is hysterical! Thank you for sharing that, as that made my week!
Posted By: Janice - Sunday, September 28th 2008 @ 8:28pm
I can't believe SNL!
I just read about the SNL people and incredibly crude they are. Even if you hate her politics, like I do with Hilary, respect her as a woman and a human being!
Posted By: anonymous - Friday, September 26th 2008 @ 9:11am
The best trick!
The best trick David Blaine could pull off now is to dissapear forever. He's a moron!
Posted By: Cocksgirl - Friday, September 26th 2008 @ 9:05am
OOHHHH I wish I was a drunk redneck weiner (you know the tune)
While you are led to believe that the band is okay with Ron being up on stage by their frail attempts to include him, did you notice that Gary pretty mcuh refuses to be in the same space as Ron? I mean who wouldn't want a dance machine like Ron White as a back dancer. With their attraction to back up dancers, any bets on whether or not we see a Briney/JLo cat fight
Posted By: sigmachick - Thursday, September 25th 2008 @ 10:39am
Sarah Palin
You are soooooooo right about the media bashing Palin. They did the same thing to Hilary, even though I wouldn't vote for Hilary they railroaded her, and are trying the same thing with Sarah.
Posted By: Shannon - Wednesday, September 24th 2008 @ 10:33am
things that make you go HHMMM - then puke in your mouth a little.
If you quickly glance at the picture from last week of the magician that Pam Anderson supposedly hooked up with, you will be amazed to find that your head will automatically tell you that what you are seeing is not a hadsome, intelligent suspender of reality, but the love child of David Beckham and Fabio.
Posted By: sigmachick - Monday, September 22nd 2008 @ 4:35pm
NASH!! YOU DA MAN!!!
GREAT BLOG SITE MAN! YOUR STUFF IS SO GOOD, I LAUGH MY "ACE" OFF, THEN YOU ADD THE PIC'S TO GO ALONG WITH THE STORIES, MAN THAT'S GREAT STUFF. KEEP TRASHING LILO, SHE DESIRES IT, BEING AS STUPID AS SHE IS AND SOUNDS! KEEP IT GOING!!!
Posted By: KING ZOW - Sunday, September 21st 2008 @ 5:40am
ER- U made an Opps.. and in trash...
Ok- Kelly, Love ya but you got it wrong here. The picture of the woman smoking is NOT Maura Tierney but another member of the acting them, the indian actress... dont watch the show enough to know her name....
Shame on you.. I trust your trash stories.....
It's ok, don't worry, we got your back here on Nash Trash...
Posted By: Erika - Saturday, September 20th 2008 @ 8:23pm
Actress in the pic isn\'t Maura Tierney
In your post about Maura Tierney, you have a picture of "her" smoking. That is actually a picture of Pragna Desai-the one that plays Neela (the Indian doctor) on ER.
I love Nash Trash. Miss hearing you on my ride to work in the AM-its just not the same!
Posted By: anonymous - Friday, September 19th 2008 @ 4:19pm
off manager
On the trash 9/19/08, the trash about Maura Tierney the picture of the girl smoking underneath isn't her. It is one of the other actors on ER I don't know her real name but her name on the show is Neela.
Posted By: anonymous - Friday, September 19th 2008 @ 3:02pm
I miss you Kelly
I wish I could listen to you 10-noon because you're my favorite radio person ever! I like the Trash but miss your voice in the morning.
Michele
Posted By: anonymous - Thursday, September 18th 2008 @ 4:48pm
What kind of a beyotch?
WTF? You come on Kelly's page all disrepectful with you're so happy he's not doing the morning show sheeeeit! Go on their site with that crap! Everyone I work with loved the Morning Rush and especially Kelly. He asked no one post any more negative comments about the new guys so I'll just shut up. But don't disrespect the guy with that noise. Oh and I'm not afraid to post my name Mr or Ms anonymous. Cheryl Woodrow Pelion
Posted By: Cheryl - Thursday, September 18th 2008 @ 11:18am
Be In A Movie!
Casting call to be held for the Motion Picture adaptation of the Nicholas Sparks novel “Dear John”.
ALL TYPES AND AGES NEEDED TO WORK AS BACKGROUND
A romantic drama about a soldier who falls in love with a conservative college student while home on leave, “Dear John” will be filmed in the Charleston and Edisto areas.
Actor Channing Tatum will play the character lead of John Tyree. Tatum is known for his roles in “G.I. Joe”, “Stop Loss” ,“She’s the Man” and “Step Up”. Actress Amanda Seyfried of “Mamma Mia!” and “Big Love” will play his love interest, Savannah Curtis.
The film is to be directed by the oscar-nominated Director Lasse Hallstrom whose credits include such films as “Chocolat”, “The Cider House Rules”, “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” and “Something to Talk About.” Filming is slated to begin mid October.
Extras Casting director Tona Dahlquist (of “Leatherheads”, “Forrest Gump” and “Radio”) states that ALL TYPES AND AGES ARE NEEDED to work as background. They are also seeking many men with Military Experience, males and females of College Age andmen of Middle Eastern descent.
Those interested in applying must BRING A NON-RETURNABLE CURRENT SNAPSHOT OF THEMSELVES. “Photos can can be a basic snapshot printed off a computer or even a Polaroid”
“We just want it to be very current and look like the individual” states Dahlquist.
THE OPENING CASTING CALL FOR EXTRA’S WILL BE HELD
When : Saturday September 20,2008
10:00 am - 2:00 pm
Where: Trident Technical College -Main Campus
Building 410 / Student Center ( Rooms 212, 214, 216)
I am super excited that there is a new morning show in town! I had gotten so sick of listening to the Morning Rush that I hadn't turned it to WNOK in weeks. When I finally deciced to listen last week I was pleasantly surprised to find Ace and TJ on the radio. I think they are great. FINALLY a morning show that doesn't bore me or make me so mad I have to turn the channel to keep my blood pressure from rising. I grew up listening to Jonathan Rush and that was great, but CHANGE is GOOD!!!!!!!
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, September 16th 2008 @ 10:58am
Psychics
This story about Justin shows how crazy people are in LA. Folks around here would never believe in anything silly like that. Hang on my hand is itching, so I've to go because I'm about to get some money!
Posted By: Ron - Monday, September 15th 2008 @ 11:03am
Nash is the man!
I love you Kelly and wish you were on the radio more! Thanks for the trash.
kanye is a punk who needs his (beep) kicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to volunteer myself to beat the living (beep) out of kanye and his partner. his mom would be very dissipointed in his actions. people like that need a good old fashion whooping. i believe then and only then would he understand respect!!! please let him know if possible
Posted By: j - Saturday, September 13th 2008 @ 12:42pm
Question
Kelly, how about you start your morning show from 5am -6am and then come back on after that other show goes off? I am sure you are already in the studio!
Posted By: anonymous - Wednesday, September 10th 2008 @ 7:13pm
Palin Affair
Kelly you should give Palin just as much flack as you have the democrats for their affairs! come on man, please don't let her slide just because she is a republican, that is awful, and I would be ashamed for you if you didn't! An affair is an affair. This is as bad as when I heard Bill O'Reily defending McCain for his affair saying it was justified because it wasn't really an affair with Cindy it was post-tramatic syndrom due to being a prisoner of war, but those darn democrats, their affairs are just what they are...bad!
Posted By: anonymous - Wednesday, September 10th 2008 @ 2:05pm
Back on track
Allrighty then!!! Let's get this ball rolling again. I do have a complaint. I watched the MTV awards the other night ( I have to admit to see Brit) and I could not stomach the MC. I hope I don't see or hear him again, but he was not the only problem. If I have to hear "go B O B" one more time I may scream. And I would have to sceam GO SARAH PALEN!!!! So.....................
GO SARAH PALEN!!!!!!!!!! MCCAIN TOO!!!
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, September 9th 2008 @ 5:11pm
This is Kelly Nash
If you're reading the comment section of the Trash blog I guess we could say you're a pretty devoted listener/reader and I really appreciate it. I want to thank you for all the comments of support the past few weeks regarding the changes made in the morning show. I have read them all and again thank you. When they started I went ahead and approved them for posting as I like to keep the site as free form as possible. However it appears that those comments may have served as fuel on the fire, and the comments have increased. I have made the decision to delete a bunch of them and not post any more. If you want to express your opinion on the changes you can call our front desk at 343-1100 during business hours and they will give you e-mail and or phone contact info for the people you'll want to share your concerns with. Once again thanks for all the comments of support, but let's keep the comments here to the light hearted Trash stuff. You guys really are special to me and I appreciate you.
Posted By: Kelly Nash - Friday, September 5th 2008 @ 6:30am
Lilly & Elton get GQ Close
Elton is telling Lilly Allen (whom I luv and think is extremely fabulous) "Listen honey I know i'm an old fart but you can't be more of a Queen than me you have to earn that. Alright Luv...let's go get more cocktails and dish on all the has beens and how much plastic surgery they've had."
Posted By: closeit4me - Thursday, September 4th 2008 @ 1:04pm
crying
Ok I know it's only been two days but I feel like I'm going through withdrawels or something. I miss Jonathan and Kelly together.........I am trying desperately to like Ace and TJ but change is hard. I turned over to that other station that Jonathan is at now just to hear his voice but had to turn it right back off when the twangy country crapola started playing. I miss ya'll talking about LOCAL things, like the Gamecocks, Mayor Bob, etc. Keep the Nash Trash coming, Kelly. It will keep me sane for a little while longer.
Stupid corporate Clear Channel............
Posted By: anonymous - Wednesday, September 3rd 2008 @ 2:26pm
Not Happy!!!
Kelli I enjoyed listening to Johnathan and yourself in the monings. I just want to know who thought these goobers they have on in the morning were better than you and Johnathan. So far they have made me laugh maybe one time. Yesterday morning I thought it was going to take forever for one of the 20 people on the show to finish their story. Then they had to add country music to it every other word. What is going on? Why do you take a good morning show that has been voted the best by LOCAL peoplewho listen to the LOCAL channel and put people on the air that do not talk about anything going on here. Their "commercial" about Bras across Columbia is going to get old quick. I doubt very seriously that you will have the turn out for this function as you have had in the past. Johnathan and yourself were the ones who motivated people to help. The other people will not... especialy if we have to go to the web site to find out information all the time. You have to tell them while they are there listening. Most people will forget to check the web page and then it will all be over and no one will show up!!!Who ever made this decision may need to rethink it. Why did they send Johnathan to WCOS? Send these other people to WCOS. Bring Johnathan back. He was wonderful where he was. So what if he has made people mad or actually made them think about a few things going on in the world. He is pretty much on the mark in my book. Getting off of my soap box now. Kelli not fussing at you but had to get this off of my chest. You and Johnathan were good together. They made a huge mistake moving him. Things will never be as good as they were with the 2 of you in the morning. Good luck. We just lost one of our good buddies!! I will more than likely start listening to WCOS to hear Johnathan Rush although I HATE country music. I feel for Johnathan!!
Posted By: anonymous - Wednesday, September 3rd 2008 @ 12:51pm
BAD MOVE WNOK!!!
I have been a listener of the WNOK for over 20 yearsand feel I've been thrown a screw ball--literally!! I grew up with Jonathan in the morning understandingThe comments he made were sometimes off the wall, but hey---thats his style. Kelly was an enlightening refresshment to the RUSH 3 years ago and I so enjoyed my Friday Radio BLAST!! This mess of syndicated show that is now on has made me delete 104.7 from my dial. If I wanted talk radio...I will go to AM. BAD MOVE CLEAR CHANNEL! In effort to cut corners you very well may have cut a large majority of your listening population. I have 4 children that will soon have distant memories of that channel that use to play good music and local new and info.
Jonathan--SORRY BUD---this girl can't stand country so it to my IPOD and CDs for my morning drives I guess. Its been fun NOK, but the train stops here--- Deeply Disappointed---Beth K.
Posted By: Beth - Wednesday, September 3rd 2008 @ 11:17am
nash trash???
Alrighty then, today I heard Kelly Nash announce that there would be a juicy story about who Britney Spears was in Las Vegas with. I came to wnok.com and there is no longer a direct link to Nash Trash on the home page like there used to be??
Then when I clicked on Kelly Nash's name up pops what I would imagine to be Nash Trash, however; there was no story about Britney Spears?? Kevin Spacey spanking some young guy...Yeah.
So, could ya let me know where to find the info about Britney, and make a link on the home page again to make navagation easier so we fans can continue to get the entertainment dirt?
Thanks, and Kelly I miss you not being on the morning show all of the time, but I am happy to be able to hear your voice when you do Nash Trash updates, and the traffic. It brings a smile to my face. Take Care and Thanks for any help you can offer on making the Home page more user friendly like it used to be.
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, September 2nd 2008 @ 9:56pm
WTF is going on???
Ok are we ever going to have someone local and good again on The Morning Rush. Well guess its not the morning rush anymore huh!!
If I wanted to listen talk radio, I would listen to John Boy and Billy Show!
Posted By: Stephanie - Tuesday, September 2nd 2008 @ 8:02pm
the show
HI, I consider myself a very openminded gal. (Not that open if you were thinking of anything that should go in the trash column.) I was willing to give the new show a chance before I cast judgment. Now it is time to judge---I DON'T LIKE IT. I tried to sit though the jokes to nowhere and the dead air ( I guess giving us time to laugh at all the "funny" talk.) It was horrible. The last straw was when they began talking about East Carolina. Before "the change" I would listen to wnok to hear Kelly and Rush and switch to B106.7 for the news. My job does not allow me to listen to the radio while I work, so I can only listen during my drive. Well as of tomorrow I will only listen to B106.7. Thanks for making that decision easy! I'll check Trash when I get home. Good Bye WNOK.
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, September 2nd 2008 @ 5:59pm
sad and crazy
i really wish johnathan would have stayed with wnok. i am very disappointed about him leaving. i listed to the show this morning with the new what's their faces and it wasnt one bit funny! now i am going to have to start listening to freakin country music in the morning so i can have a decent morning show to listen to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god it makes me so sick! wnok will be a country station before long because everytime one of those new dj's said something they thought was funny they added in background music and most of it was country! i bet wnok will lose a lot of morning listeners now! that will be their just dessert!
all this crap about the chinese...if you dont like what is being said over here about it then take your ass over there and live. this is america and if you live here you should defend it. i am not defending any country that does nothing for me and is not my native land! so to anyone even if you are american, go live somewhere else or get the hell over it!
Posted By: tammy - Tuesday, September 2nd 2008 @ 4:05pm
The Show
Just wanted to say that you guys rock I've been listening for yrs keep up the good work.If I can't remember the name of a band or the artist I come to ya'll site and I know someone will help me. My children and grandchildren say I'm to old to be listen to the music here that I need to be listening to 70's and 80's I tell them I do but I like 104 just as well. Your only as old as you feel and I guess I'm feeling 30ish. Ya'll have a great day
Posted By: Bahni - Tuesday, September 2nd 2008 @ 11:04am
Gamecock //
so i luv that song by gemstar da goldenchild
GO GO CAROLINAAA....
is there a place to get that song?
oh and P.S. I REALLY MISS JONTHAN RUSH!
Posted By: Mallory - Friday, August 29th 2008 @ 6:28pm
Facebook group?
Elizabeth, Were you serious about a group? I just joined facebook even though I'm 42 years old because I thought I might be able to get Kelly to do the show with Jonathon. But I couldn't find your group. So if you really have one, I guess can you post how to join it here?
Posted By: Yolanda - Friday, August 29th 2008 @ 3:46pm
Give it a chance
For the past 3 years I have thoroughly enjoyed listening to Jonathan and Kelly on my morning commute. The fact that the show has been on for so many years is a testament to the shows quality of entertainment. However, I was a huge fan of the Ace & TJ show when it aired a few years ago on another local channel. I was furious, like so many of you, that I couldn't hear their show when they were taken off the air and the station changed to a country format. That is when I started listening to "The Morning Rush". I would have missed so much enjoyment had I not given a new show a chance. I will truely miss Jonathan and wish him the best of luck with his new show, and will miss hearing the banter between him and Kelly. My point being that if you will all just give Ace & TJ a chance I'm sure you will find their show to be great, as well. They are not only outragiously funny but do alot of good things too. Their "Grin Kids" charity is awsome. They do so much to help these children and are a true blessing for doing so. I hate to see Jonathan leave the station but also welcome Ace & TJ back to the area. It's understandable that alot of you are upset by this change. Change is always hard and usually unwelcome, but those of you who chose not to give something new a chance will be missing so much. Open your minds and accept what you cannot change. I promise you will be glad you did!! Sorry to see "The Morning Rush" go.....Welcome Ace & TJ!!
Posted By: A Fan of Both Shows - Friday, August 29th 2008 @ 2:29pm
DENISE AND JONATHAN, WTF
I'm not an irregular Morning Rush fan. I stopped listening to morning radio habitually when I got a CD player and an MP3 player. I prefer music.
Seriously, it's about time for him to go and for something new to come to Columbia. It's not shocking they had to pull from Charlotte. I'm sure this won't last long, South Cackalackiennes generally don't get smart funny or funny period. Too uptight, conservative, tunnel vision, and we still are a good ole boy stay..some have had to go underground but they are still here.
Now to Denise...I don't completely get the dislike people have for her. I watched her show and so what if she has a potty mouth...this doesn't show she's not a good mom. It just shows what she prolly turned into while married to Charlie Sheen.
I'm sure anyone who gets involved with this Fruitcake loses some tack. But seriously, they're just bad words. It's not like putting down the mother of your children profusely thru the media like he has. Also I think she is way more entertaining than the Kardashians, Big Brother, Survivor Island, and any other crap reality show out ther. I think she was completley who she is on her show.
Charlie Sheen is clearly an arrogant, ego driven, tool of a little boy in a man's body. I used to like him and thought he got a bad rap for his behavior but now I'm thinking he's a complete fruitcake.
Posted By: closeit4me - Wednesday, August 27th 2008 @ 2:23pm
LET JONATHON RUSH'S PUNISHMENT SERVE AS A CLEAR LESSON FOR EVERYONE:
Never, EVER talk trash about the Chinese!
YIKES!
:(
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Wednesday, August 27th 2008 @ 1:30pm
So sad :o(
I am very sad to see Jonathan make the move next week. I believe that Jonathan and Kelley make a great pair! And for those people who said that they thought Johnathan was full of himself and that he was his own #1 fan have never met him. I met Johnathan YEARS ago while I was working at a movie store and he and his wife came in. You couldn't ask for a friendlier person!! I have listened to WNOK so long I still have a Rush Irregular card that used to be given out! I will miss you alot Jonathan!!! NO ONE can fill your shoes!
Posted By: auburnfairyprincess - Wednesday, August 27th 2008 @ 1:10pm
Nash Traffic Update!
Kelly, Please hurry back!!! I miss having you give the traffic updates!! At least your voice is pleasant to listen to!! The woman doing it while you are on vacation sounds terrible!!! I'd rather take my chances then have to listen to her give the traffic update!!
Posted By: anonymous - Thursday, August 21st 2008 @ 11:07am
go carolina go song
they need to play song more on the radio to get fans hyped up this year, they win more games what you think kelly go gemstar go u the man ...
Posted By: mike - Wednesday, August 20th 2008 @ 4:04pm
Gamecocks Song
love the carolina go song by gemstar it needs to be the anthem song for carolina im huge gamecock fan ... do u think he can get him to perform at carolina stadium love that song for hip hop artist..
Posted By: melissa - Wednesday, August 20th 2008 @ 3:56pm
Nash Trash
I agree LP! This has become my favorite blog on the internet! I love the way Kelly gives me the stories me and my friends will be talking about and skips all the other crap. Plus he's got some funny stuff to add without being to crass. I can't wait till he get's back from vacation so I can stop scrolling through perez!
Posted By: sherry - Wednesday, August 20th 2008 @ 11:25am
DTs
I am missing my trash! What about ya'll? This is so sad.
Posted By: LP - Tuesday, August 19th 2008 @ 10:51pm
For the Hype of It
"The folks at The Soup totally busted America Ferrara. Watch her face as the girl from Gossip Girls talks about her show...."
they claim that America was rolling her eyes at Blake...she did not roll her eyes at her, she rolled her eyes at the slutty conotation of the show's content. That's because America is on a show to cure us of sterotypes and Blake feeds off Gossip Girl's stereotypical disgusting life of that class of people like a hyena eating a dead zebra. Granted we'd all like to slap the hell out of Blake everytime we see her...America was quite graceful considering they were there to talk about the movie and not that soft-porn show.
Posted By: Besame - Tuesday, August 19th 2008 @ 1:57am
Gamecocks Song
I agree with the other person that said that "Go Carolina Go" by Gemstar should be the gamecock song this year as well. I would really like to see him perform at one of the home games. I am a fan of the Morning Rush & I hope you would consider keeping that song. Thank You!!!
Posted By: Swaveo - Monday, August 18th 2008 @ 10:54pm
ERNEST BORGNINE COMES CLEAN:
"When I was on the TV show 'McHale's Navy,' I was in charge of quite a lot of seaman, many of whom were dishonorably discharged," the senile actor explained.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Monday, August 18th 2008 @ 3:22am
Open Forum 4 All
Yep, it's for everyone and anyone who wants to rant and rave. No censoreship please.
Think there are alot of jealous hos out there about the Miley ...hope you're not kids if you are forgive me and your parents should be monitoring what you have access to.
I luv the Nash's rants but sometimes he's just as off as the peeps he trashes. Just for balance sake it should be pointed out. And some of it is just rants without much back up except something from a glossy trash magazine. One and the same.
Posted By: closeit4me - Friday, August 15th 2008 @ 1:50pm
John Mayer's Beef With Jennifer Aniston: "Your body is a Walley World..."
“They had a great time together but they are just in different places in their lives right now. John is down at the courthouse trying to have the name of his genitals legally changed to 'Oscar Mayer,' while Jennifer is down at the VD clinic getting a much needed booster shot," confirmed a spokesman for the couple.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Thursday, August 14th 2008 @ 11:13pm
Ali Lohan Expresses Her Gratitude to Mom: "Thanks for the mammaries!"
"These should help to insure the breast season of Living Lohan yet," gushed the buxom tween to her favorite "pair-ent."
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Thursday, August 14th 2008 @ 10:58pm
Just a couple of things...
I go away on vacation and when I get back I find you trashing Kyra Sedwick. I like her and her show and having Kevin Bacon as a husband is definetly a plus! Thank Youuuuuuuu.
As for the dress that was kicked out of the mall, I have seen shorter skirts worn at school. Not only by students, but by teachers as well. The shirt that shocked me (and it is difficult to shock me) was worn by a parent to school this week. " I am not shy. I am just a BITCH!" Does anyone else have a problem with this or is it just me? We wonder why our children are screwed up!
Posted By: LP - Thursday, August 14th 2008 @ 9:20pm
Are we getting all serious here?
the last 2 commenters need to chill! I'm on this blog to LMAO at celebs. Speaking of which WTF with Dina hooking her 14 year old up with the biguns? Did they have to leave the country and get some freak doctor in a 3rd world country to stuff some cutlets in there?
Posted By: Tianna - Thursday, August 14th 2008 @ 10:17am
Further clarification needed
1) The foot print fireworks did NOT occur on Television. That was a computer animation that the story you referenced clearly states. It was used to make them appear technologically superior then they really are.
2) What Jonathan said was if the Chinese lost in gymnastics they'd be sent to a sweat shop. BTW he's not a news commentator, He was using exageration for comical purposes. And I do remember both Jonathan and Kelly mocking Sharon Stone for ignorent comment. If you went back a few pages on the Trash blog I'm sure you'd fing some of that very mockage But the Chinese human rights violations against children is one of the worst on the planet. Here's a story from 2006 that will make you want to hurl and makes me ashamed of our corporations like Nike, Apple, & Dell. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/07/16/MNGAFK06MI1.DTL&type=tech
3) It may be a fact as you put it that Asian people look young. But it's also a fact that the gymnists in question had their birth records destroyed after questions were raised by the Americans, last year. The reason the questions were raised is all the promotional material had these girls listed as 12 and 13 years old, and suddenly they were being put in the olympics. The Chinese governement issued passports that say they're 16 and no one is to question that.
4) I don't know anyone who has ever brushed off any olympic violence. And I don't think Western media is focusing one the one murder that happened at the Chinese games. I have heard very little of it mentioned, but rather what a great job they have done hosting. For you to say the American media portrays life as perfect in the west is insane. Our media is filled with stories of how bad we are. We're responsible for everything from global warming to school shootings. We are a self loathing media that props up European & just about any other civilized culture as better than ours.
5) Again the world has given much props to the people who put on an incredible show. The beef isn't with the people of China but rather their leaders who hope that by putting on a perfect face the world will forget how evil they really are. Now it's just comical how far they go to look perfect.
6) If telling the 7 year old girl she wasn't pretty enough to sing is the only thing China has done wrong then you ought to move back there. Most Americans are disgusted by their slaughter of approxiamtly 2000 civilians at Tiananmen Square. Their persecution of any religous activity. The poor people of the Falun Gong religion who were sent to labor camps and then used as an organ farm is one of the grossest things I've ever read. The "Chinese Aparitheid" in Tibet which killed over one million Tibetans, and then moved 6 million Chinese there to basically rule over the surviving Tibetans who are now minorities. And don't forget their assistance to the governenment of the Sudan in their genocide of the people in Darfur. I mean that's just some of the things I, and most westerners have a problem with China for. We can actually get over the 7 year old girl being sent home thing by comparison. I'm not attacking you as your comment suggested people would rather clarifying.
Posted By: Shannon - Thursday, August 14th 2008 @ 10:08am
You guys are bias as hell.
I just want to clarify a few things you said about the 2008 Olympics.
1. the foot print fireworks did occur. It was just that we were shown the computer generated version. According to "http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/08/12/fake.fireworks.ap/index.html", "Though the footprint-shaped fireworks were real, some of the footage shown to television viewers around the world and on giant screens inside the "Bird's Nest" stadium featured a computer-generated three-dimensional image." There were actually 29 foot step firework in Beijing. But in order for us to see it better they animated it. So we should be thankful that they went though the trouble of making it better for us TV viewers. You saying that they faked it is just being ungrateful.
2. Please do not make a comment that the Chinese Olympic gymnast were taken out of sweat shops. You comment is on par with Sharon Stone's China earthquake being Karma.
3. It is a known fact that Asian people are known for looking young by American standards. It does not mean they are lying. It just means we need to adjust our standard when viewing Asians. I am 27 and look 17, but it doesn't mean I lie about my age.
4. The western media focused one stupid Chinese guy who stabbed an Americans. All the while it portraits America and Western culture as prefect. Last I check there were bombing in Atlanta and Barcelona, with a massacre in Munich. That part is just brushed off as saying it is the wrong doing of one person/group instead of the country as a whole.
5. There are plenty of people who gave up their life for the opening ceremony. http://www.china.org.cn/olympics/news/2008-08/13/content_16210345.htm why don't you comment on how much dedication they had just so that you can have a great Friday night show.
6. I will admit that what they did with the 7 year old is plain wrong. I, as a Chinese American, am ashamed that. But so far, that is the only thing I think China did wrong.
Finally, before you attack me for my comment remember as a Chinese American I must defend both nations just as when Hugo Chavez come to the UN and called Bush the Devil. I stood up for bush and said Chavez had no right to say what he said.
Posted By: anonymous - Wednesday, August 13th 2008 @ 11:14pm
CHINA HAS LOST THEIR MINDS!!!!!
I HAVE THREE CHILDREN AND JUST READING WHAT THEY DID FOR TO THAT POOR LITTLE 7 YEAR OLD GIRL IS JUST MEAN.WHERE ARE HER PARENTS? AND WHAT EXACTLY DID THEY SAY TO HER. SORRY HONEY YOUR UGLY BUT SING ANYWAY? DID THE OLYMPIC COMMITEE TELL HER PARENTS THEY THOUGHT THEIR CHILD WAS TOO UGLY TO BE ON CAMERA? WELL IN SC THOSE ARE FIGHTIN WORDS. I CAN'T BELEIVE HER PARENTS LET HER SING. AN HONOR MY BUTT. IS ANYTHING REAL THAT THEY DID AT THE OLYMPICS ?NEXT WE'LL BE HEARING THAT ALL THE ATHLETES WERE ACTUALLY ROBOTS CAUSE THE REAL ONES WERE TO UGLT TO BE ON CAMERA. ON ANOTHER NOTE, I CAN SEE WHY BRANDON FRAISER HAS TO RETURN CLOTHES HE'S WORN BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE CAN'T AFFORD HAIR PLUGS OR A NICE TOUPEE.WELL ON THE MRS. SPEARS BOOK RELEASE I HOPE THERE ISN'T ANY PARENTAL ADVICE CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 0 AND 2 ON THAT ONE.MAYBE SHE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ON WHAT NOT TO DO SO YOUR DAUGHTER DOESN'T END UP CRAZY OR KNOCKED UP AT 16.
Posted By: erin2000 - Wednesday, August 13th 2008 @ 11:31am
JOnas Brothers
SO MUCH BETTER
Posted By: Rebekah - Wednesday, August 13th 2008 @ 10:38am
Brendan Fraser looks like...
My uncle Charlie! We call him uncle divot cause his hair looks like a lot of people have been whacking at him with a pitching wedge. But uncle divot ain't no theif like this jerk!
Posted By: Phil - Wednesday, August 13th 2008 @ 8:54am
jonas bros
I would most diffently be on team jonas.!!!Miley is just jealous of selena that she has to treat her bad!!!GO TEAM JONAS!!!
Posted By: Cassie - Wednesday, August 13th 2008 @ 8:38am
best of both worlds
i dont know wich side to take and does it matter i LOVE miley and the jb but is all this fighting nessicary its just poperazzie and pple tryin to make money so wat matters truley lies or friends if you got a prob with em talk and ask them if what you herd is true. OH AND TO ALL OF YOU MILEY HATTERS DONT BE A HATTER CAUSE YOU AINT HER AND SHE IS NOT FAT OR A HOE SHE IS A TEENAGER JUST LIKE YOU ARE AND WILL BE OR ONCE WAS AND WHAT SHE DOES IS HER BUISNESS NOT YOURS OR THE WORLDS WHAT YOUR DOIN IS LIKE ME TELLING YOUR SECRETS AND BUISNESS TO THE WHOLE 50 STATES SO BACK OFF AND LET HER LIVE HER LIFE AND YOU LIVE YOURS AND TO ALL THE MILEY FANS YOU ROCK SO KEEP ON ROCKIN AND I LOVE JB TO BUT IM WITH THEM BOTH ON THIS ONE 50 50 ON THIS ONE. PEACE
"I've taught both of my daughters that they can't abdicate and eat it, too."
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Wednesday, August 13th 2008 @ 2:49am
JESSICA SIMPSON'S PREGNANCY FAILS TO "ADD UP":
"At first, I thought that my home pregnancy test was showing a plus sign, but then I realized that math is HARD!"
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Wednesday, August 13th 2008 @ 2:44am
Miley Vs. Jonas
U be a idiot to take the Jonas Brothers Side. Miley can take out not 1, 2 but all 3 of them. 3 Jonas Brothers tight pants wearing, no kind of style. Miley is the Ruler. Selena is cool but when it comes to Miley (Hannah Montana) Cirus. THERE IS NO COMPARISION. So think about it if u want to. But yo boy is gonna always decide with Billy Ray Cirus baby Girl Miley. GO MILEY CHRIS S. Gotcha. Oh good attack by YOUTUBE!!!
Posted By: Chris S. - Wednesday, August 13th 2008 @ 12:01am
Jonas Brothers Vs. Miley Cyrus!
Im totally team jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!!
The jonas brothers rock all the way no matter what!!!! I love there spirit,and they have a right to be mad....:)
TEAM JONAS ROCKS ALL THE WAY!!!!
LETS GO JONAS BROTHERS!
Posted By: Tiffany L. - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 10:10pm
Jonas Brothers VS. Miley Cyrus
TEAM JONAS ALL THE WAY. I would definitely choose the Jonas Brothers over Miley Cyrus. I really dislike Miley as it is and the Jonas Brothers are most definitely better than Miley is. LET'S GO TEAM JONAS!!! team Jonas ROCKS!!!! 'Cause that's just the way we roll!!!!
team Miley SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Jennifer Shull - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 6:42pm
Jonas Brothers VS. Miley
who inst with the Jonas Brothers? Miley is a total SIKE-O!
shes a Ugly HOE bag!
Im sure just about EVERYBODY is with the JB'S!
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 2:25pm
Team Teenagers
TEAM MILEY IS BEST TEAM....because these girls are teenagers and should be allowed some bad behavior. Have you seen the utube video? It's harmless teenage junk.
And Miley actually has talent and a unique voice. These other girls need some time to develop. They are vapid, mindless Disney cutie bots. Least Miley is trying to think for herself.
Posted By: closeit4me - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 1:25pm
Tensions \
im with tha joe bros all tha way!! :)
Posted By: t. - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 12:06pm
Jonas Bro's and Miley
Talk about glass houses, Miley Cyrus is not one to talk about bad teeth!!
Posted By: anonymous - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 10:10am
Kevin Jonas and the whole team demi and selena shirt
Just because Kevin wears a team Demi and Selena shirt doesnt mean they hate miley. But i prefer Demi and Selena over Miley and Mandy too. and I am on The Jonas Brothers side with this. I am on their side no matter what. They kinda have a reason to be mad at Miley. But i like the Team Demi and Selena shirt...Its cute : ) and Kevin is so cute in it
Posted By: Diane10594 - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 9:25am
Tensions "Tween" Rival Gangs Escalate:
Jonas Brothers accuse Miley Cyrus of "Drive-by cootie-ing."
IN A RELATED STORY: Tupac remains dead.
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 7:00am
Angeline Jolie Threatens to Adopt...
...An attitude.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 5:28am
Paris Hilton Wishes She Could Be Invisible...
...And the world would love to grant her that wish!
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 5:24am
UNDERAGE CHINESE ATHLETES...
...Will be forced to return to their factory jobs.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 5:16am
Matthew McConaughey's Labor of Love: " Saving an afterbirth is pretty gross...."
"...but no matter how you slice it, my agent gets 10 placenta that gross."
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 4:34am
Morgan Freeman's Shocking Confession: "It's true... I've been driving Miss Daisy."
"Oh yeah, and I'm also her chauffeur..."
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, August 12th 2008 @ 4:27am
Lindsay and Samantha's 'couple name'
what about LaLezbo? And yes, all of my imaginary lesbian friends thinks it funny, so there.
Posted By: thirteenlilsykos - Saturday, August 9th 2008 @ 4:25pm
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Posted By: Tony Fling - Friday, August 8th 2008 @ 10:48pm
Lindsay / Samantha name
I like SamLo.
Posted By: anonymous - Friday, August 8th 2008 @ 3:05pm
Lindsey and Samantha's name
How about LoRo?
Posted By: anonymous - Friday, August 8th 2008 @ 12:29pm
Another One, Geesh//Right On
Well Mr. Nash Trash I feel someone should enlighten you again. It's possible to be separated and still have dinner at the Ivy. The Ivy is like us having dinner @ Carrabas. It's no big deal, so why make it one?
It's fricking Morgan Freeman, he's old and has lots of money and bet he's has some good play. Sure his wife could careless. She probably has gotten plenty out of being his wife..maybe they want to have some fun before they KICK THE BUCKET. I say God Speed.
Right On military dude. I soo agree. People are ridiculous with their rants and ravings. Even myself...;) but some more severe kind of out there on the fruticake side.
Posted By: closeit4me - Thursday, August 7th 2008 @ 2:16pm
Gamecock Song
I think that the Gamecock Song from last year "Go Go CarolinaGo" by Gemstar should be the one for this year too. My & my friends love hearing that song, it gets us ready & hyped for the game. Thanks
Posted By: hottgirrll - Wednesday, August 6th 2008 @ 1:49pm
toughen up America
It may be that I am military, and that we tend to be a little more.... how do you say nicely..... crass? However, I think America in its quest to become politically correct and make everybody feel better about themselves we have started to erode the toughness that made America possible to begin with.
For example.... the "F-word" I have found that alot of people are offended by this word, and the word alone... not the meaning behind it. I once asked a person. Why is it offensive for you to hear the "F-Bomb" He told me because "God finds it offensive". I am not a religious nut but here is my spin on that. GOD DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! That would be worse than me speaking Chimpanzee. We are talking about the supreme being of whatever religion you are worrying about a word? Get a grip.
I asked him "hypothetically speaking lets say you wake up in the middle of the night because you have to relieve yourself... so you attempt to navigate yourself to the latrine and stub your toe in the dark. Is it any more offensive to exclaim the F-bomb or to yelp out a solid 'ouch'". The point being that its not the words that offend what ever god you worship... its the feelings behind it.
Much goes the same for the "fat princess" everyone says we need to teach our children about the negative aspects of eating poorly but when a game comes out ( an excellent medium for teaching children) that address the fact that fattie cakes, snakie pies and candy will turn you into an obese person... the fem-Nazi's get all bent out shape.
The same people that get so offended about saying "fat" or whatever other slang there is are the same people who refuse to get offended about the important stuff in life... For example they are typically speaking the liberal jerks that actively protest the war on terror. But I digress.
William Shakespeare said it best....
"a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet..."
To put it in context...
"a Lard butt by any other name would still be a lard butt"
(Feel free to contact me... I do have positive blogs on Myspace..
Hey I don't mind reading your sometimes ridiculous rants but the one about Kyra Sedwick is just that... A RANT. If you watched the show you would know it's one of the best shows on TV. She hasn't done much except be married to HOT Kevin Bacon. Don't you think they were stressing the CLOSER part and not just her? It's possible.
She is extremely HOT and I think she's over 40 plus she plays one of the most interesting characters on TV since Vic Mackey and Denis Leary on Rescue Me. Plus she's Hotter than most of the younger talentless wannabe a star peeps out there and all those Reality peeps.
Oops, tho.. you prolly get off on Dancing with Stars, American Gladiator, Big Brother, Who's Got Talent... and junk like that and only because that's what most peeps watch....please ask who are most peeps? And 275 an episode is nothing in the great big Hollywood. Geesh....;)
Posted By: closeit4me - Tuesday, August 5th 2008 @ 5:33pm
Verne Troyer Reveals Scientific Formula for Calculating $20 Million in Damages:
"I know that it appears as though I'm requesting 1 million dollars for every inch in height," explained the gigantic star. "But that's just the short answer."
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Saturday, August 2nd 2008 @ 3:50pm
Alanis Morrisette Shares Recipe for Happiness:
"I finally came to the realization that I'm addicted to love... my love for carbohydrates, that is! Plus, I've discovered how to embrace my 'inner ho.' What happens when I combine these two factors? Well, basically, I'll $#@& your @*&% for a large order of fries. I've never been happier!" squealed the very, very confused singer.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Saturday, August 2nd 2008 @ 3:38pm
genius
Toast has the bestest comments..
Posted By: Katiebug - Thursday, July 31st 2008 @ 8:47pm
McCain Threatens to Include Lindsay Lohan in Future Political Ads...
...In an effort to make the messages appear "bipartisan."
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Thursday, July 31st 2008 @ 12:31pm
Jim Nayzium performing Comedy August 8th
Those of you who listen regularly have surely by now been introduced to Jim Nayzium on the air.
Well, Mr. Nayzium is a part of a burgeoning comedy group that will be performing in Columbia over the next few weeks.
The first show has already happened and its wild success lead the venue to have another comedy night!
August 8th -- Caffe Corner (http://caffecorner.com)
Sparkleberry Plaza
Northeast Columbia Just off exit 80 off 1-20
7:30 p.m. start time ---
Comedians performing all through the night.
The atmosphere will be conducive for just dropping by for a few minutes and checking things out and then leaving.
VERY SMALL COVER CHARGE yet to be determined.
Last time it was 2 bucks!
No drink Minimums or anything like that!!
Come out!
August 8th -- 7:30 p.m. - 10:30 p.m.
Posted By: Jim Nayzium's Manager - Thursday, July 31st 2008 @ 12:07pm
Disturbing Photo of Gary Dourdan Continues to Taunt Police:
"I've got your crime scene hangin', pal!" mocked the chilling photograph.
"If you know the whereabouts of this photo, you should not attempt to approach it yourself," advises John Walsh, host of T.V.'s America's Most Wanted. "Any image brazen enough to put the 'doh!' in 'speedo' in this manner should be considered extremely desperate."
Be that as it may, Walsh adamantly refuses to profile the disturbingly incriminating photo on his popular, weekly crime-fighting series. He continues to defend his position: "I know that my show is called America's Most Wanted, but trust me, absolutely nobody in America wants this... I mean, ewwwww!"
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Thursday, July 31st 2008 @ 12:03pm
Whoopi Goldberg Makes Convincing Argument for Prohibition with Her Startling Revelation...
...That there are at least 50 people on earth with lower standards than The Toast in the Machine...
...49 of whom are demanding a recount!
Huh?
(Apparently, Ted Danson still has no regrets.)
What?
ZING!!!!
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Thursday, July 31st 2008 @ 11:38am
Legal Woes Continue to Mount for Amy Winehouse...
...After police charge her with abusing her own corpse. When asked whether law enforcement may have jumped the gun in this particular instance, a spokesman confirmed that "the photographic evidence is indisputable."
In a related story, Winehouse recently expressed her desire to have children and has admitted that she has begun supplementing her usual array of daily narcotics with sheets of folic blotter acid in preparation for the blessed event.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Wednesday, July 30th 2008 @ 10:27pm
Prince Charles: "If there's a problem with Dita Von Teese's dancing, I'm all ears..."
Okay... Okay... Not funny?
Well, how about this: Prince Charles discovers that erotic dancer's moves tease more than just "Ditas."
I agree... I got nothin'.
:(
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Wednesday, July 30th 2008 @ 10:16pm
SURGEON GENERAL WARNS: HANNAH MONTANA CONDOMS ARE VIRTUALLY USELESS...
...In stopping the spread of the dreaded Billy Ray "Vyrus."
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, July 29th 2008 @ 9:33pm
Ryan Seacrest Attacked by Satanic Loan Sharks:
According to authorities, Ryan Seacrest, a famous celebrity with no discernible talent, was "roughed up" this past weekend by loan sharks who were working in the employ of Satan.
Apparently, Satan's minions were attempting to collect on a long-standing debt, claiming that Seacrest had offered his everlasting soul in exchange for fame and fortune.
"I have his signature in triplicate," grumbled a weary Satan. "Besides, I think it's fairly obvious to even the most casual observer that the only way this guy became famous was by meeting me down at the crossroads."
Satan did not rule out the possibility of taking further legal action against Seacrest by summoning, and retaining, one of the numerous lawyers who are currently burning in the pits of hell.
"I understand that Johnny Cochran is available," he mused.
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, July 29th 2008 @ 9:24pm
SHANNEN DOHERTY DIAGNOSED WITH RARE FORM OF AMNESIA!
...In which the patient can't remember that everyone else has completely forgotten who they are.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Tuesday, July 29th 2008 @ 8:55pm
Posted By: Ginny - Tuesday, July 29th 2008 @ 3:03pm
Yes Sienna's at fault.
Ginny, Sienna didn't go in her backyard for topless sunbathing like your example. She went topless on a lake with another couple (where the female kept her top on). Then she proceeded to makeout with a guy she knew was married and had just told the media a week earlier they were just friends. When the media starts asking questions about affairs, guess what te dumbest thing you can do is? As for the celebrity victim thing, think about what you're saying! Are the biggest stars in the world, Katherine Heigel, Sienna Miller, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton? Of course not! These people use the media and cry foul all the time. Celebs get in gossip mags for 2 things. Incredibly stupid behavior, or because they beg for it. I'm going to call B.S. on Maggie Gylenhaal too. If the Paparazzi called in a fake fire to get the first pics of her kid last year, where are the pics? They went through all that trouble and didn't even run them? That would have been a great story. "Maggie rescues her own 5 day old baby from burning building". OR even the first photos of Maggie and her baby. But there'snothing like that. And when you call 911 the cops come to the fire too, why didn't they say something then? Why did she wait till the week before her new movie came out? Every once and awhile a celeb gets really stalked, but for the most part it's a part of the game they love.
Posted By: No duh! - Monday, July 28th 2008 @ 10:56pm
Lawyers Scramble to Incorporate "Bono" into Popular "Brangelina" Trademark:
An attorney for the lovable clan offered the following analysis: "This new nickname will, undoubtedly, have a profound impact on the children's future, but the best we can come up with, thus far, is 'Bronogelina' or 'Brangelinono.'"
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Monday, July 28th 2008 @ 7:35pm
Paris Hilton Inks Lucrative Valtrex Endorsement!
"She could become the highest paid celebrity with an incurable STD since Madonna did that spread for Fleischmann's Yeast," confided an industry spokesman.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Monday, July 28th 2008 @ 6:53pm
SHIA LaBEOUF PROVES HE'S NOT SHY OF LaBOOZE!
"I starred in a movie called Holes, and now I might spend 30 days in one," lamented the hungover star (who is also slated to appear in the film sequel, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Cristal Champagne).
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Monday, July 28th 2008 @ 5:55pm
IS A-ROD ACTUALLY AN A-HOLE?
According to insiders, A-Rod's wife first became suspicious of an affair involving Madonna when mysterious charges for "penicillin" appeared on his credit card statement around the time he began wearing his underpants on the outside...
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Monday, July 28th 2008 @ 5:43pm
Sienna Miller is at fault??
These guys hang out of their boat from a mile away with telephoto lenses to zoom in on her, and it’s her fault for taking her top off (in the middle of the ocean) and sun bath? I think it's more than a little harsh to say that celebrities deserve this type of treatment. Why is it ok for someone to camp out on your lawn in camouflage gear to get pictures of your children or to call in a fire in your neighborhood to get you to run out with your newborn? Why is it ok for them to be so far away, where you can’t retaliate and still get the big bucks for these pictures?? These people are no better than stalkers and celebrities can do something about stalkers, but not photographers. Yes I understand it's a double edged sword, but when you see video of someone walking out of a club with so many camera flashes going off that they can’t see, it makes you a bit disgusted...
If I went out in the backyard and sunbathed topless, no one would be the wiser, nor would they care (except maybe the jet pilots who get blinded by the flash of light reflecting off me) but because she's a 'celebrity' she gets blasted...
Moakler vs. Kardashian in Mixed Martial Arts Pillow Fight on Pay-Per-View
...Winner to take home coveted "Jawbone of an Ass" award!
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Saturday, July 26th 2008 @ 3:55pm
Dustin Diamond Reaches Tentative Agreement With His Self-Respect:
According to the terms of the settlement, Diamond must maintain a distance of at least 200 yards from his self-respect at all times. In return, the actor will retain full custody and control of an inflatable sheep.
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Saturday, July 26th 2008 @ 3:47pm
Amy Winehouse Frightens Russell Crowe!
...The skittish, Australian actor hurled his phone at the singer and fled into a nearby farmer's market.
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Saturday, July 26th 2008 @ 3:41pm
Christian Bale
Yep, this one stinks too. I'm thinking his money grubbing ho of a sister feels she's owed something. No one owes anyone anything...most peeps get real confused on this one and a sister of a major celebrity is not immuned. Tacky tacky tacky...shame on those ninnies...make ur own $$$$.
Posted By: closeit - Friday, July 25th 2008 @ 1:38pm
greatest DJ ever!!
We all think you're the greatest DJ of all time. Keep up the good work.
DEE
Posted By: Dee and office - Friday, July 25th 2008 @ 9:40am
Dr. Phil Arrested on Illegal Waffles Charge!
Dr. Phil McGraw was arrested by federal agents yesterday after attempting to write prescriptions without the benefit of a medical license. According to authorities, McGraw was taken into custody at a local International House of Pancakes, without incident, after trying to prescribe waffles to the restaurant's regular clientele, whom he insisted on referring to as his "patients."
"The case against Dr. Phil is problematic for three distinct reasons," acknowledged a spokesman for the FBI.
"First, waffles are not a controlled substance and, therefore, do not even require a prescription in order to be obtained. Second, Dr. Phil is not a "real" doctor; so, he was forced to resort to writing his prescriptions on a roll of paper towels. Third, the guy is nuttier than a Mr. Goodbar."
An attorney for Mcgraw confirms that the "entertainer" will enter a plea of "huh?"
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Thursday, July 24th 2008 @ 7:33pm
Tom Cruise Teams Up with Sarah Jessica Parker!
The diminutive actor, who has successfully had several inches in height surgically removed from Katie Holmes over the past few weeks, has enlisted the help of SJP in the filming of a new movie about Scientology's peculiar grip over Hollywood. The movie, entitled Sects and the City, will feature Parker in the role of a rather homely looking woman.
"That shouldn't be much of a stretch for her," cackled the elfin thespian.
Cruise, who was nominated for a daytime Emmy for his enthusiastic portrayal of a gay man professing his undying love for a heterosexual woman on the popular TV show Oprah, states that he became impressed with Parker's acting ability when he realized that she had somehow managed to convince millions of people around the world that she was a hot, sexy single woman. "I've spent a years trying to do the same thing in real life," whispered the egomaniacal midget, in an obvious reference to his continued efforts to convince the world that he is not gay.
"Sarah Jessica Parker may very well be the greatest actress who ever lived!" chortled the tiny loon. "I mean, just look at her. Even if I wasn't gay, I'd still be repulsed!"
In a related story, insiders report that John Travolta continues to remain steadfast in his secret gayness...
;)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Thursday, July 24th 2008 @ 4:14pm
Matthew Broderick Reaches out to Ethan Hawke...
...By sending him a photograph of Sarah Jessica Parker with the words "It could be much, much worse, pal!" scribbled across the bottom.
Sources confirm that it's the same photo that Broderick has carried in his wallet for years in an effort to constantly remind himself of why he's gay...
;)
THIS JUST IN: The coolest inhabitant of the Nash Trash comments room is: "Brianna!"
:)
Posted By: The Toast in the Machine - Thursday, July 24th 2008 @ 3:49pm
Sorry Barbie
Miley can most certainly appear nude or at least topless, as Brooke shield proved in Blue Lagoon when she was 14.
Can they just crawl in a hole and dissappear for a while?? And no, I don't use spel chec either!
I've always thought most peeps in the Carolinas have very little or no taste at all. Boiled meat and overly salted potatos....ewwww to the tenth degree. And your trash says it very loud there has been no change.
Why pick on some Dancing with The Stars girl who's put on a few lb's fat boy? If that young woman wants to have some cocktails and go to Denny's in the wee hours of the morning, who cares?
The VMA's have been a real bore the past couple of years and Russell Brand made it interesting again. I like him. He's quick, clever, and truly outrageous. Very genuine and unique. The world needs more peeps like him. Seems most peeps are becoming more and more like everyone else...ewwww boring ya know like boiled meat and mashed potatos.
Helen Mirren is HOT, there are girls who are in their twenties who wish they had a body like hers.
Ohhh, Entourage is still a HOT show. Just because it's not to you doesn't mean it's not to others. JEALOUS MUCH?
I don't care how many times that picture of The White Oprah is shown in Nash Trash or anywhere else, it will always make me tee tee in my pants a little!
When I was told you were off the wnok I liked to had cried. I was so unhappy, Never came back to the site again.
Other day husband came home and said he had heard you were or are back on WNOK. So I signed on lol
Could disbelieve I was Like "Oh Hell Yeah" Happy little girl as I can be. Tell them people at Wnok If it wasn't for your Nash Trash I personally wouldn't even log into the site. Your Posting is the ONLY reason i sign on.. Keep up the Great Work of Trashing and I'll Keep on Reading ~~
Hugs to ya !
P.s I'm Not originally from here. But Even if I move I'll Still Sign on to your Nash Trash ~ Great Trash !!
If you quickly glance at the picture from last week of the magician that Pam Anderson supposedly hooked up with, you will be amazed to find that your head will automatically tell you that what you are seeing is not a hadsome, intelligent suspender of reality, but the love child of David Beckham and Fabio.
Shame on you.. I trust your trash stories.....
It's ok, don't worry, we got your back here on Nash Trash...
I love Nash Trash. Miss hearing you on my ride to work in the AM-its just not the same!
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Casting call to be held for the Motion Picture adaptation of the Nicholas Sparks novel “Dear John”.
ALL TYPES AND AGES NEEDED TO WORK AS BACKGROUND
A romantic drama about a soldier who falls in love with a conservative college student while home on leave, “Dear John” will be filmed in the Charleston and Edisto areas.
Actor Channing Tatum will play the character lead of John Tyree. Tatum is known for his roles in “G.I. Joe”, “Stop Loss” ,“She’s the Man” and “Step Up”. Actress Amanda Seyfried of “Mamma Mia!” and “Big Love” will play his love interest, Savannah Curtis.
The film is to be directed by the oscar-nominated Director Lasse Hallstrom whose credits include such films as “Chocolat”, “The Cider House Rules”, “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” and “Something to Talk About.” Filming is slated to begin mid October.
Extras Casting director Tona Dahlquist (of “Leatherheads”, “Forrest Gump” and “Radio”) states that ALL TYPES AND AGES ARE NEEDED to work as background. They are also seeking many men with Military Experience, males and females of College Age and men of Middle Eastern descent.
Those interested in applying must BRING A NON-RETURNABLE CURRENT SNAPSHOT OF THEMSELVES. “Photos can can be a basic snapshot printed off a computer or even a Polaroid”
“We just want it to be very current and look like the individual” states Dahlquist.
THE OPENING CASTING CALL FOR EXTRA’S WILL BE HELD
When : Saturday September 20,2008
10:00 am - 2:00 pm
Where: Trident Technical College -Main Campus
Building 410 / Student Center ( Rooms 212, 214, 216)
7000 Rivers Ave.
North Charleston, SC 29406
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GO SARAH PALEN!!!!!!!!!! MCCAIN TOO!!!
Elton is telling Lilly Allen (whom I luv and think is extremely fabulous) "Listen honey I know i'm an old fart but you can't be more of a Queen than me you have to earn that. Alright Luv...let's go get more cocktails and dish on all the has beens and how much plastic surgery they've had."
Stupid corporate Clear Channel............
This mess of syndicated show that is now on has made me delete 104.7 from my dial. If I wanted talk radio...I will go to AM.
BAD MOVE CLEAR CHANNEL! In effort to cut corners you very well may have cut a large majority of your listening population. I have 4 children that will soon have distant memories of that channel that use to play good music and local new and info.
Jonathan--SORRY BUD---this girl can't stand country so it to my IPOD and CDs for my morning drives I guess.
Its been fun NOK, but the train stops here---
Deeply Disappointed---Beth K.
Then when I clicked on Kelly Nash's name up pops what I would imagine to be Nash Trash, however; there was no story about Britney Spears?? Kevin Spacey spanking some young guy...Yeah.
So, could ya let me know where to find the info about Britney, and make a link on the home page again to make navagation easier so we fans can continue to get the entertainment dirt?
Thanks, and Kelly I miss you not being on the morning show all of the time, but I am happy to be able to hear your voice when you do Nash Trash updates, and the traffic. It brings a smile to my face. Take Care and Thanks for any help you can offer on making the Home page more user friendly like it used to be.
If I wanted to listen talk radio, I would listen to John Boy and Billy Show!
HI, I consider myself a very openminded gal. (Not that open if you were thinking of anything that should go in the trash column.) I was willing to give the new show a chance before I cast judgment. Now it is time to judge---I DON'T LIKE IT. I tried to sit though the jokes to nowhere and the dead air ( I guess giving us time to laugh at all the "funny" talk.) It was horrible. The last straw was when they began talking about East Carolina. Before "the change" I would listen to wnok to hear Kelly and Rush and switch to B106.7 for the news. My job does not allow me to listen to the radio while I work, so I can only listen during my drive. Well as of tomorrow I will only listen to B106.7. Thanks for making that decision easy! I'll check Trash when I get home.
Good Bye WNOK.
all this crap about the chinese...if you dont like what is being said over here about it then take your ass over there and live. this is america and if you live here you should defend it. i am not defending any country that does nothing for me and is not my native land! so to anyone even if you are american, go live somewhere else or get the hell over it!
GO GO CAROLINAAA....
is there a place to get that song?
oh and P.S. I REALLY MISS JONTHAN RUSH!
Were you serious about a group? I just joined facebook even though I'm 42 years old because I thought I might be able to get Kelly to do the show with Jonathon. But I couldn't find your group. So if you really have one, I guess can you post how to join it here?
For the past 3 years I have thoroughly enjoyed listening to Jonathan and Kelly on my morning commute. The fact that the show has been on for so many years is a testament to the shows quality of entertainment. However, I was a huge fan of the Ace & TJ show when it aired a few years ago on another local channel. I was furious, like so many of you, that I couldn't hear their show when they were taken off the air and the station changed to a country format. That is when I started listening to "The Morning Rush". I would have missed so much enjoyment had I not given a new show a chance. I will truely miss Jonathan and wish him the best of luck with his new show, and will miss hearing the banter between him and Kelly. My point being that if you will all just give Ace & TJ a chance I'm sure you will find their show to be great, as well. They are not only outragiously funny but do alot of good things too. Their "Grin Kids" charity is awsome. They do so much to help these children and are a true blessing for doing so. I hate to see Jonathan leave the station but also welcome Ace & TJ back to the area. It's understandable that alot of you are upset by this change. Change is always hard and usually unwelcome, but those of you who chose not to give something new a chance will be missing so much. Open your minds and accept what you cannot change. I promise you will be glad you did!!
Sorry to see "The Morning Rush" go.....Welcome Ace & TJ!!
I'm not an irregular Morning Rush fan. I stopped listening to morning radio habitually when I got a CD player and an MP3 player. I prefer music.
Seriously, it's about time for him to go and for something new to come to Columbia. It's not shocking they had to pull from Charlotte. I'm sure this won't last long, South Cackalackiennes generally don't get smart funny or funny period. Too uptight, conservative, tunnel vision, and we still are a good ole boy stay..some have had to go underground but they are still here.
Now to Denise...I don't completely get the dislike people have for her. I watched her show and so what if she has a potty mouth...this doesn't show she's not a good mom. It just shows what she prolly turned into while married to Charlie Sheen.
I'm sure anyone who gets involved with this Fruitcake loses some tack. But seriously, they're just bad words. It's not like putting down the mother of your children profusely thru the media like he has. Also I think she is way more entertaining than the Kardashians, Big Brother, Survivor Island, and any other crap reality show out ther. I think she was completley who she is on her show.
Charlie Sheen is clearly an arrogant, ego driven, tool of a little boy in a man's body. I used to like him and thought he got a bad rap for his behavior but now I'm thinking he's a complete fruitcake.
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they claim that America was rolling her eyes at Blake...she did not roll her eyes at her, she rolled her eyes at the slutty conotation of the show's content. That's because America is on a show to cure us of sterotypes and Blake feeds off Gossip Girl's stereotypical disgusting life of that class of people like a hyena eating a dead zebra. Granted we'd all like to slap the hell out of Blake everytime we see her...America was quite graceful considering they were there to talk about the movie and not that soft-porn show.
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Think there are alot of jealous hos out there about the Miley ...hope you're not kids if you are forgive me and your parents should be monitoring what you have access to.
I luv the Nash's rants but sometimes he's just as off as the peeps he trashes. Just for balance sake it should be pointed out. And some of it is just rants without much back up except something from a glossy trash magazine. One and the same.
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As for the dress that was kicked out of the mall, I have seen shorter skirts worn at school. Not only by students, but by teachers as well. The shirt that shocked me (and it is difficult to shock me) was worn by a parent to school this week.
" I am not shy. I am just a BITCH!" Does anyone else have a problem with this or is it just me? We wonder why our children are screwed up!
2) What Jonathan said was if the Chinese lost in gymnastics they'd be sent to a sweat shop. BTW he's not a news commentator, He was using exageration for comical purposes. And I do remember both Jonathan and Kelly mocking Sharon Stone for ignorent comment. If you went back a few pages on the Trash blog I'm sure you'd fing some of that very mockage But the Chinese human rights violations against children is one of the worst on the planet. Here's a story from 2006 that will make you want to hurl and makes me ashamed of our corporations like Nike, Apple, & Dell. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/07/16/MNGAFK06MI1.DTL&type=tech
3) It may be a fact as you put it that Asian people look young. But it's also a fact that the gymnists in question had their birth records destroyed after questions were raised by the Americans, last year. The reason the questions were raised is all the promotional material had these girls listed as 12 and 13 years old, and suddenly they were being put in the olympics. The Chinese governement issued passports that say they're 16 and no one is to question that.
4) I don't know anyone who has ever brushed off any olympic violence. And I don't think Western media is focusing one the one murder that happened at the Chinese games. I have heard very little of it mentioned, but rather what a great job they have done hosting. For you to say the American media portrays life as perfect in the west is insane. Our media is filled with stories of how bad we are. We're responsible for everything from global warming to school shootings. We are a self loathing media that props up European & just about any other civilized culture as better than ours.
5) Again the world has given much props to the people who put on an incredible show. The beef isn't with the people of China but rather their leaders who hope that by putting on a perfect face the world will forget how evil they really are. Now it's just comical how far they go to look perfect.
6) If telling the 7 year old girl she wasn't pretty enough to sing is the only thing China has done wrong then you ought to move back there. Most Americans are disgusted by their slaughter of approxiamtly 2000 civilians at Tiananmen Square. Their persecution of any religous activity. The poor people of the Falun Gong religion who were sent to labor camps and then used as an organ farm is one of the grossest things I've ever read. The "Chinese Aparitheid" in Tibet which killed over one million Tibetans, and then moved 6 million Chinese there to basically rule over the surviving Tibetans who are now minorities. And don't forget their assistance to the governenment of the Sudan in their genocide of the people in Darfur. I mean that's just some of the things I, and most westerners have a problem with China for. We can actually get over the 7 year old girl being sent home thing by comparison. I'm not attacking you as your comment suggested people would rather clarifying.
1. the foot print fireworks did occur. It was just that we were shown the computer generated version. According to "http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/08/12/fake.fireworks.ap/index.html", "Though the footprint-shaped fireworks were real, some of the footage shown to television viewers around the world and on giant screens inside the "Bird's Nest" stadium featured a computer-generated three-dimensional image."
There were actually 29 foot step firework in Beijing. But in order for us to see it better they animated it. So we should be thankful that they went though the trouble of making it better for us TV viewers. You saying that they faked it is just being ungrateful.
2. Please do not make a comment that the Chinese Olympic gymnast were taken out of sweat shops. You comment is on par with Sharon Stone's China earthquake being Karma.
3. It is a known fact that Asian people are known for looking young by American standards. It does not mean they are lying. It just means we need to adjust our standard when viewing Asians. I am 27 and look 17, but it doesn't mean I lie about my age.
4. The western media focused one stupid Chinese guy who stabbed an Americans. All the while it portraits America and Western culture as prefect. Last I check there were bombing in Atlanta and Barcelona, with a massacre in Munich. That part is just brushed off as saying it is the wrong doing of one person/group instead of the country as a whole.
5. There are plenty of people who gave up their life for the opening ceremony. http://www.china.org.cn/olympics/news/2008-08/13/content_16210345.htm why don't you comment on how much dedication they had just so that you can have a great Friday night show.
6. I will admit that what they did with the 7 year old is plain wrong. I, as a Chinese American, am ashamed that. But so far, that is the only thing I think China did wrong.
Finally, before you attack me for my comment remember as a Chinese American I must defend both nations just as when Hugo Chavez come to the UN and called Bush the Devil. I stood up for bush and said Chavez had no right to say what he said.
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The jonas brothers rock all the way no matter what!!!!
I love there spirit,and they have a right to be mad....:)
TEAM JONAS ROCKS ALL THE WAY!!!!
LETS GO JONAS BROTHERS!
LET'S GO TEAM JONAS!!! team Jonas ROCKS!!!!
'Cause that's just the way we roll!!!!
team Miley SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
shes a Ugly HOE bag!
Im sure just about EVERYBODY is with the JB'S!
TEAM MILEY IS BEST TEAM....because these girls are teenagers and should be allowed some bad behavior. Have you seen the utube video? It's harmless teenage junk.
And Miley actually has talent and a unique voice. These other girls need some time to develop. They are vapid, mindless Disney cutie bots. Least Miley is trying to think for herself.
IN A RELATED STORY: Tupac remains dead.
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I like SamLo.
It's fricking Morgan Freeman, he's old and has lots of money and bet he's has some good play. Sure his wife could careless. She probably has gotten plenty out of being his wife..maybe they want to have some fun before they KICK THE BUCKET. I say God Speed.
Right On military dude. I soo agree. People are ridiculous with their rants and ravings. Even myself...;) but some more severe kind of out there on the fruticake side.
For example.... the "F-word" I have found that alot of people are offended by this word, and the word alone... not the meaning behind it. I once asked a person. Why is it offensive for you to hear the "F-Bomb" He told me because "God finds it offensive". I am not a religious nut but here is my spin on that. GOD DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! That would be worse than me speaking Chimpanzee. We are talking about the supreme being of whatever religion you are worrying about a word? Get a grip.
I asked him "hypothetically speaking lets say you wake up in the middle of the night because you have to relieve yourself... so you attempt to navigate yourself to the latrine and stub your toe in the dark. Is it any more offensive to exclaim the F-bomb or to yelp out a solid 'ouch'". The point being that its not the words that offend what ever god you worship... its the feelings behind it.
Much goes the same for the "fat princess" everyone says we need to teach our children about the negative aspects of eating poorly but when a game comes out ( an excellent medium for teaching children) that address the fact that fattie cakes, snakie pies and candy will turn you into an obese person... the fem-Nazi's get all bent out shape.
The same people that get so offended about saying "fat" or whatever other slang there is are the same people who refuse to get offended about the important stuff in life... For example they are typically speaking the liberal jerks that actively protest the war on terror. But I digress.
William Shakespeare said it best....
"a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet..."
To put it in context...
"a Lard butt by any other name would still be a lard butt"
(Feel free to contact me... I do have positive blogs on Myspace..
blkhwkboss is my user name)
Hey I don't mind reading your sometimes ridiculous rants but the one about Kyra Sedwick is just that... A RANT. If you watched the show you would know it's one of the best shows on TV. She hasn't done much except be married to HOT Kevin Bacon. Don't you think they were stressing the CLOSER part and not just her? It's possible.
She is extremely HOT and I think she's over 40 plus she plays one of the most interesting characters on TV since Vic Mackey and Denis Leary on Rescue Me. Plus she's Hotter than most of the younger talentless wannabe a star peeps out there and all those Reality peeps.
Oops, tho.. you prolly get off on Dancing with Stars, American Gladiator, Big Brother, Who's Got Talent... and junk like that and only because that's what most peeps watch....please ask who are most peeps? And 275 an episode is nothing in the great big Hollywood. Geesh....;)
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"If you know the whereabouts of this photo, you should not attempt to approach it yourself," advises John Walsh, host of T.V.'s America's Most Wanted. "Any image brazen enough to put the 'doh!' in 'speedo' in this manner should be considered extremely desperate."
Be that as it may, Walsh adamantly refuses to profile the disturbingly incriminating photo on his popular, weekly crime-fighting series. He continues to defend his position: "I know that my show is called America's Most Wanted, but trust me, absolutely nobody in America wants this... I mean, ewwwww!"
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...49 of whom are demanding a recount!
Huh?
(Apparently, Ted Danson still has no regrets.)
What?
ZING!!!!
In a related story, Winehouse recently expressed her desire to have children and has admitted that she has begun supplementing her usual array of daily narcotics with sheets of folic blotter acid in preparation for the blessed event.
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Well, how about this:
Prince Charles discovers that erotic dancer's moves tease more than just "Ditas."
I agree... I got nothin'.
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Apparently, Satan's minions were attempting to collect on a long-standing debt, claiming that Seacrest had offered his everlasting soul in exchange for fame and fortune.
"I have his signature in triplicate," grumbled a weary Satan. "Besides, I think it's fairly obvious to even the most casual observer that the only way this guy became famous was by meeting me down at the crossroads."
Satan did not rule out the possibility of taking further legal action against Seacrest by summoning, and retaining, one of the numerous lawyers who are currently burning in the pits of hell.
"I understand that Johnny Cochran is available," he mused.
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is a link on the story bout Maggie's baby...
Will post more when I get home from work *grin*
As for the celebrity victim thing, think about what you're saying! Are the biggest stars in the world, Katherine Heigel, Sienna Miller, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton? Of course not! These people use the media and cry foul all the time. Celebs get in gossip mags for 2 things. Incredibly stupid behavior, or because they beg for it. I'm going to call B.S. on Maggie Gylenhaal too. If the Paparazzi called in a fake fire to get the first pics of her kid last year, where are the pics? They went through all that trouble and didn't even run them? That would have been a great story. "Maggie rescues her own 5 day old baby from burning building". OR even the first photos of Maggie and her baby. But there'snothing like that. And when you call 911 the cops come to the fire too, why didn't they say something then? Why did she wait till the week before her new movie came out? Every once and awhile a celeb gets really stalked, but for the most part it's a part of the game they love.
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These guys hang out of their boat from a mile away with telephoto lenses to zoom in on her, and it’s her fault for taking her top off (in the middle of the ocean) and sun bath? I think it's more than a little harsh to say that celebrities deserve this type of treatment. Why is it ok for someone to camp out on your lawn in camouflage gear to get pictures of your children or to call in a fire in your neighborhood to get you to run out with your newborn? Why is it ok for them to be so far away, where you can’t retaliate and still get the big bucks for these pictures?? These people are no better than stalkers and celebrities can do something about stalkers, but not photographers. Yes I understand it's a double edged sword, but when you see video of someone walking out of a club with so many camera flashes going off that they can’t see, it makes you a bit disgusted...
If I went out in the backyard and sunbathed topless, no one would be the wiser, nor would they care (except maybe the jet pilots who get blinded by the flash of light reflecting off me) but because she's a 'celebrity' she gets blasted...
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Yep, this one stinks too. I'm thinking his money grubbing ho of a sister feels she's owed something. No one owes anyone anything...most peeps get real confused on this one and a sister of a major celebrity is not immuned. Tacky tacky tacky...shame on those ninnies...make ur own $$$$.
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"The case against Dr. Phil is problematic for three distinct reasons," acknowledged a spokesman for the FBI.
"First, waffles are not a controlled substance and, therefore, do not even require a prescription in order to be obtained. Second, Dr. Phil is not a "real" doctor; so, he was forced to resort to writing his prescriptions on a roll of paper towels. Third, the guy is nuttier than a Mr. Goodbar."
An attorney for Mcgraw confirms that the "entertainer" will enter a plea of "huh?"
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"That shouldn't be much of a stretch for her," cackled the elfin thespian.
Cruise, who was nominated for a daytime Emmy for his enthusiastic portrayal of a gay man professing his undying love for a heterosexual woman on the popular TV show Oprah, states that he became impressed with Parker's acting ability when he realized that she had somehow managed to convince millions of people around the world that she was a hot, sexy single woman. "I've spent a years trying to do the same thing in real life," whispered the egomaniacal midget, in an obvious reference to his continued efforts to convince the world that he is not gay.
"Sarah Jessica Parker may very well be the greatest actress who ever lived!" chortled the tiny loon. "I mean, just look at her. Even if I wasn't gay, I'd still be repulsed!"
In a related story, insiders report that John Travolta continues to remain steadfast in his secret gayness...
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Sources confirm that it's the same photo that Broderick has carried in his wallet for years in an effort to constantly remind himself of why he's gay...
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THIS JUST IN: The coolest inhabitant of the Nash Trash comments room is: "Brianna!"
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